Just Another WTH Moment … November 6, 2008Posted by Rusty in Uncategorized.
Tags: Ovary, Weirdness
It could only happen to me. Seriously.
Abdominal pain. Three days. Lower right quadrant. No fever. No nausea. No chills. It doesn’t hurt if I jump up and down.Those factors tell me it’s not my appendix. It only hurts when I walk. Or sit. Or lay down. But betcha by golly wow, I can jump!
Tuesday morning the pain was bad, but not unbearable, and Wednesday morning it the pain was much, much better. Today. Well, today the pain totally sucked. Made me go crossed eyed at times, it did. So Doc took a look around and he’s pretty sure … wait for it. He’s pretty sure I strained the ligament that keeps my ovary in place. It musta been doing the jitterbug down there in my lower quadrant, and busted a move that that ole ligament just didn’t agree with.
Can I possibly get any weirder?
My lemon tree is budding out. Yup. Weird.
The sign flipper today caught me looking at him and flipped me a peace sign and a grin. I had to look at him three times while I was stopped at the light because I couldn’t figure out if he was wearing a gorilla mask or not. Nope. He was just really, really hairy. Weirdness.
Quote of the Day:
We are all a little weird and life’s a little weird, and when we find someone whose weirdness is compatible with ours, we join up with them and fall in mutual weirdness and call it love.